I was talking to my friend Rob the other day and the topic of love came up (Is it strange that two guys talk about that?). It seems Rob has feelings for two women, or as he puts it "I like fucking both of them". As we sat in the Rose garden and sipped on our 1995 Chateau Margaux (Insert fake laughter here)Rob was telling me how broccoli made him feel bloated and how he had another little predicament, he had deep feelings for both women.
Rob is kinda old school in thinking that you can only have one love and one love only (why do you keep looking at me like that, guys can talk about this). I could tell this was bugging him so I ask him to explain the feelings, I thought he would say that one tickles his ass while giving him a blow job and the other one rides him like a rodeo bull or something. Actually, he said with both of them he was snuggling after sex and staring into their eyes for what felt like hours (OK, now I'm getting uncomfortable) and had that warm fuzzy feeling all over. He went on to tell me that it didn't matter if had sex with either one, he just enjoyed being around them.
After pulling the thermometer out of his ass to make sure he wasn't running a fever and checking him for spider bites I realized he was serious...maybe he was in love with both of them. I didn't know what to tell him so I gave him a pamphlet I had found on my windshield about converting to the Mormon faith so he could have more than one wife and started talking about the NCAA tournament. I figured this one he needed to work out without my intervention.
I know when you do find that certain someone that you can "stare into their eyes forever and get that "fuzzy" feeling,that more than likely you don't go looking for another person. I've known people that have went for years and not found a true love. I guess it is possible to fall in love with two people although it would take a hell of a juggling act to do it. Hmmn, I think I need to ponder this a little longer while I finish my beer, I mean my Chateau Margaux. (Insert laughter)
