PARADISE BY A FRONT PORCH LIGHT

My ex-wife's brother, Alan, is a great friend and a great musician. We always had 2 or 3 jam sessions a week at his house and there was always a good following of women joining us.

One evening he had a new girl over, a really cute one to be exact. I ask Alan who the lovely lady was and he said "oh, that's Ellen, she works with me". "Have you been seeing her long" I asked "No" he replied "I'm not really seeing her, she is one of those clingy types, you know the kind that won't let you breathe, she is over here all of the time". "Why don't you tell her to give you some space" I asked "or do you enjoy boning her too much". "Well the funny thing is" he explained "we haven't screwed the first time, she just wants to give me blowjobs, I think she might have one of those phobias, you know like Dicktophobia or something." But listen dude" he continued "I'm not one to complain, I'll take a blowjob anytime, but it would be nice to drive the old boy home every now and then." "Well" I replied "maybe you'll get your chance soon".

A week or so later, Alan called me, his house had been broken into while he was at work. He wanted to know if I would care to stay at his house when he worked nights, so someone could be there to watch over things. So I cheerfully said yes to his offer, this would give me a chance to have someone over occasionally.

I usually stayed 3-4 nights a week "watching" his house. One early morning, I was awakened by someone's hand slowly rubbing my crotch. From the darkness a woman's voice softly spoke "I didn't expect you to be on the couch, but I wanted to stop by and give you a little surprise, so just lay back and enjoy this." "OH SHIT," I thought to myself "that's Ellen's voice," I was still half asleep and getting really aroused, so I thought maybe I shouldn't say anything to alarm her.

Her hand started slowly stroking my cock up and down in a gentle motion, and then I felt her warm, wet lips slide over my shaft. "I need to say something to her" I thought to myself, "but this is just like the shit in those Penthouse Forums that don't ever happen to anybody". After a short oral session, she stood up and started removing her clothes , the faint glow of the porchlight entered a window close by and I could barely make out her outline as she undressed.

She then grabbed my cock and lowered herself over it "I know you are going to like this" she said while sliding my cock inside her "OK, I really need to say something now" so I spoke up "I need to tell you..." My words were cut short by her hand covering my mouth "Sshhh..." She whispered "I don't want you to say anything, just enjoy this." "OK," I told myself while she was rocking back and forth on my cock "I don't think Alan really liked her anyway" So enjoy it I did, she was really getting into it and I hated to spoil her little "surprise" by interrupting her again.

Afterwards, we both layed there breathless. My eyes were rolled back into my head and my brain struggled to clear the fog. "I need to tell you something, I'm not..." She interrupted me before I could finish "Your not Alan" she said "I knew he was at work tonight and I knew you were going to be here" "Why me?" I asked, she replied "Well, it seems your buddy don't like to screw, I start off giving him a blowjob and he just lays there" "Oh really" I said, "Yeah," she continued "he just lays there and doesn't make another move toward me, so I figured he had some kind of hang-up about screwing or something" "You know" I replied "I think I remember him saying that he had one of those phobias , I think it was Vaginaphobia to be exact." "Well" she said "whatever it is, I know where to come and get it now."

She got up from the couch and started getting herself dressed. "Sorry I can't stay longer" she said "but I've gotta get to work and if you don't mind lets not tell Alan I was here, I wouldn't want his problem to get any worse." "Don't worry" I said "I won't say a word!"