WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHY THE FUCK...
I don't usually post anything but sex stories (a fellow blogger told me I needed to post more than three times a year, and she is right!) so I thought I would just do a WTF post on different shit for a change of pace.
WTF is up with Britney Spears? Why shave that pretty little head? If you want attention I will personally volunteer my time to make a sex tape with you (call me) and post it on YouTube. Personally I think you will get more attention that way, it did wonders for Paris Hilton's career, she was in the news and on every little boy's computer screens for a long time. So Britney, I have my camcorder ready, battery charged, I don't have a night vision camera so we will have to do it with the lights on. It will be the best 30 second porn movie out there, but bring a wig please, I don't want to feel like I doing a dude!
WTF is going on with the paternity case involving Anna Nicole's baby? They should have turned the case over to Montell, he could have determined the father in just one show! And while we are at it, WTF are they fighting over who gets the body. They should put them on Jerry Springer to fight it out and the last one standing gets her...and for God's sake please bury her.
WTF is pussy so hard to find when your not dating or attached to someone. Put put a ring on your finger or be dating someone and all of a sudden your cup runneth over. Are guys more desirable when they are taken?
WTF do I get a hard-on at the most inopportune times? It usually happens in a very public place when you don't have anything to hide it with.
WTF is Dave Chappelle?
WTF is Freaky's "Fuck it Friday" post, I know you got some "Fuck it's" in you Freaky!
WTF is up with people taking up the whole fucking isle in a grocery store! How much fucking room do you need anyway
WTF are there so many types of condoms? You end up spending too much valued pussy time staring at the boxes trying to figure out which one to buy. Too thin and you get to spend your nights feeding and burping babies, too thick and you can't feel nothing, too many ribs and knobs and you stand the chance of tearing her pussy up and ending your night.
WTF would I drive 4 hours for pussy? I will answer that...because it is well worth it.
Feel free to comment and add some to it. Have a good weekend!
WTF is up with Britney Spears? Why shave that pretty little head? If you want attention I will personally volunteer my time to make a sex tape with you (call me) and post it on YouTube. Personally I think you will get more attention that way, it did wonders for Paris Hilton's career, she was in the news and on every little boy's computer screens for a long time. So Britney, I have my camcorder ready, battery charged, I don't have a night vision camera so we will have to do it with the lights on. It will be the best 30 second porn movie out there, but bring a wig please, I don't want to feel like I doing a dude!
WTF is going on with the paternity case involving Anna Nicole's baby? They should have turned the case over to Montell, he could have determined the father in just one show! And while we are at it, WTF are they fighting over who gets the body. They should put them on Jerry Springer to fight it out and the last one standing gets her...and for God's sake please bury her.
WTF is pussy so hard to find when your not dating or attached to someone. Put put a ring on your finger or be dating someone and all of a sudden your cup runneth over. Are guys more desirable when they are taken?
WTF do I get a hard-on at the most inopportune times? It usually happens in a very public place when you don't have anything to hide it with.
WTF is Dave Chappelle?
WTF is Freaky's "Fuck it Friday" post, I know you got some "Fuck it's" in you Freaky!
WTF is up with people taking up the whole fucking isle in a grocery store! How much fucking room do you need anyway
WTF are there so many types of condoms? You end up spending too much valued pussy time staring at the boxes trying to figure out which one to buy. Too thin and you get to spend your nights feeding and burping babies, too thick and you can't feel nothing, too many ribs and knobs and you stand the chance of tearing her pussy up and ending your night.
WTF would I drive 4 hours for pussy? I will answer that...because it is well worth it.
Feel free to comment and add some to it. Have a good weekend!
posted by DRC at 11:43 AM
9 Comments:
Make sure you keep any umbrellas at your house away from Britney or she might attack your car with it.
I think I need to buy a ring. LOL! I hate women that don't want to talk to you until you're with someone.
There will be more "Fuck it Friday!" posts in the future. I just need to replenish my anger and annoyance levels first.
Great post, man!
Yay! New post!
LOL @ the sex tape. "I don't have a night vision camera so we will have to do it with the lights on." You're hilarious!
Yeah and Maury Povich coulda helped find that baby's daddy, no matter what! 10 possible fathers?? He'll test 'em all! And won't stop till someone tests positive.
I don't know what's up with women being attracted to men who are taken. Probably because it shows that you aren't a commitment phobe, and you must be a good catch. Women like that silly shit (not me tho!) LOL
I've driven 4 hours for some lovin' my darn self. When you're in need, you're in need, and just any ol lovin' will NOT do.
Yay! New Post!
@fREAKY, Britney is a basket case, but she looks good in tight clothes...hard decision.
Get a ring and try it...you might be suprised.
@B.Good, I forgot about Maury, you put all three together (Maury, Montell,Jerry) you could put this case to rest in 30 minutes.
If you know the lovin' is gonna be good, 4 hours ain't nothin, the only problem would be the drive back. It would take a few gallons of gatorade and a case of power bars to get replinishes for the long drive.
Hopefully I will get more regular on the post. It's just a matter of getting all the neurons and their receptors cooperating at one time!LOL Thanks for reading!
the ring means somebody can stand your behind so you might be worth looking into.
Touche'
She does look pretty good in tight clothes. I personally don't like chicks with short hair and shorter than me is a no-no. I can't do the Marine Corp look. Now if she wears a better wig then I'll be on her like well crazy on Britney. LOL!
I suppose my college ring won't work unless her eyesight is bad, huh? Well, I'll have to find something cheap that doesn't turn my finger green.
@Freaky Try one of those plastic gumball machine rings, also a few drinks for her and low lighting. My luck I would get one of those "Don't fuck with men wearing rings" chicks.
Changed picture huh, I like the doll with the strap-on doing the poking...nothing like experimentation! Good one!!
Damn! A 4 hour drive.......
@ Paula D Yep, a 4 hour drive. With all the anticipation of what was going to happen,the drive going went by really quick. I have a post I'm working on about her that I need to finish.
Thanks for stopping by!
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